Erisian Qaballa

Back in Crowley's day there was a cipher/gematria/isopsephy/whateverthefuck that came to be known as the English Qaballa (or New Aeon English Qabalah, NAEQ, ALW cipher, whatever). The value of each letter is calculated by starting with A=1 and incrementing by 1 for every 11th letter afterward, wrapping around. A=1, L=2, W=3, H=4, etc.

Well, after dicking around, one anon discovered the Erisian Qaballa. It's like NAEQ except you take every fifth letter after A. You could also call it the AFK cipher, which might be a sign from Eris to get off the computer every once in a while.

The key

A=1 F=2 K=3 P=4 U=5 Z=6 E=7 J=8 O=9 T=10 Y=11 D=12 I=13 N=14 S=15 X=16 C=17 H=18 M=19 R=20 W=21 B=22 G=23 L=24 Q=25 V=26

Proving its holiness

E+R+I+S = 7 + 20 + 13 + 15 = 55

THE LAW OF FIVES IS NEVER WRONG.