Discordian Calendar

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The Discordian Calendar is the calendar used by the Discordians. It is specified on page 00034 of the Principia Discordia.

Seasons Days of the Week* HOLYDAYS
  1. Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
  2. Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
  3. Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
  4. Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
  5. The Aftermath - Patron Apostle The Elder Malaclypse
  1. Sweetmorn
  2. Boomtime
  3. Pungenday
  4. Prickle-Prickle
  5. Setting Orange

(* The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: sweet, boom, pungent, prickle, and orange)

A) APOSTLE HOLYDAYS
  1. Mungday
  2. Mojoday
  3. Syaday
  4. Zaraday
  5. Maladay

Each occurs on the 5th day of the Season

B) SEASON HOLYDAYS
  1. Chaoflux
  2. Discoflux
  3. Confuflux
  4. Bureflux
  5. Afflux

Each occurs on the 50th day of the Season

C) ST. TIB'S DAY

Occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59th and 60th days of the Season of Chaos

PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR

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SM BT PD PP SO SM BT PD PP SO

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Jan 1 2 3 4 5 1 2 3 4 5 Chs Jul 5 6 7 8 9 40 41 42 43 44 Cfn

6 7 8 9 10 6 7 8 9 10 10 11 12 13 14 45 46 47 48 49

11 12 13 14 15 11 12 13 14 15 15 16 17 18 19 50 51 52 53 54

16 17 18 19 20 16 17 18 19 20 20 21 22 23 24 55 56 57 58 59

21 22 23 24 25 21 22 23 24 25 25 26 27 28 29 60 61 62 63 64

26 27 28 29 30 26 27 28 29 30 30 31 1 2 3 65 66 67 68 69

31 1 2 3 4 31 32 33 34 35 Aug 4 5 6 7 8 70 71 72 73 1 Bcy

Feb 5 6 7 8 9 36 37 38 39 40 9 10 11 12 13 2 3 4 5 6

10 11 12 13 14 41 42 43 44 45 14 15 16 17 18 7 8 9 10 11

15 16 17 18 19 46 47 48 49 50 19 20 21 22 23 12 13 14 15 16

20 21 22 23 24 51 52 53 54 55 24 25 26 27 28 17 18 19 20 21

25 26 27 28* 1 56 57 58 59 60 29 30 31 1 2 22 23 24 25 26

Mar 2 3 4 5 6 61 62 63 64 65 Sep 3 4 5 6 7 27 28 29 30 31

7 8 9 10 11 66 67 68 69 70 8 9 10 11 12 32 33 34 35 36

12 13 14 15 16 71 72 73 1 2 Dsc 13 14 15 16 17 37 38 39 40 41

17 18 19 20 21 3 4 5 6 7 18 19 20 21 22 42 43 44 45 46

22 23 24 25 26 8 9 10 11 12 23 24 25 26 27 47 48 49 50 51

27 28 29 30 31 13 14 15 16 17 28 29 30 1 2 52 53 54 55 56

Apr 1 2 3 4 5 18 19 20 21 22 Oct 3 4 5 6 7 57 58 59 60 61

6 7 8 9 10 23 24 25 26 27 8 9 10 11 12 62 63 64 65 66

11 12 13 14 15 28 29 30 31 32 13 14 15 16 17 67 68 69 70 71

16 17 18 19 20 33 34 35 36 37 18 19 20 21 22 72 73 1 2 3 Afm

21 22 23 24 25 38 39 40 41 42 23 24 25 26 27 4 5 6 7 8

26 27 28 29 30 43 44 45 46 47 28 29 30 31 1 9 10 11 12 13

May 1 2 3 4 5 48 49 50 51 52 Nov 2 3 4 5 6 14 15 16 17 18

6 7 8 9 10 53 54 55 56 57 7 8 9 10 11 19 20 21 22 23

11 12 13 14 15 58 59 60 61 62 12 13 14 15 16 24 25 26 27 28

16 17 18 19 20 63 64 65 66 67 17 18 19 20 21 29 30 31 32 33

21 22 23 24 25 68 69 70 71 72 22 23 24 25 26 34 35 36 37 38

26 27 28 29 30 73 1 2 3 4 Cfn 27 28 29 30 1 39 40 41 42 43

31 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Dec 2 3 4 5 6 44 45 46 47 48

Jun 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 7 8 9 10 11 49 50 51 52 53

10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 12 13 14 15 16 54 55 56 57 58

15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 17 18 19 20 21 59 60 61 62 63

20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 22 23 24 25 26 64 65 66 67 68

25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 27 28 29 30 31 69 70 71 72 73

30 1 2 3 4 35 36 37 38 39 [1991 = 3157] [Next St. Tibs Day in 3158]